Only Mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the Parisian sun. Holy Moly is going crazy breaking out the Hilton Humor and SPF.
A mole sent in this joke wot they made up themselves:
Q: What’s the only thing lazier than Paris Hilton?
A: Her eye.
Popeye Hilton … She’s Popping out all over.
Q: What do you get When you cross Popeye Hilton with breakfast
A: A poptart
Q: What’s the only thing lazier than Paris Hilton?
A: Her bra strap