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Want to provide a Quantum of Solace to Daniel Craig when he turns the big 40
Daniel Craig is planning a huge party to mark turning 40 next month. Largely to celebrate his lack of any personal growth in the last decade. Bless. Happy to see someone has spit in the eye of the Self-Help monkeys. Unexpurgated, devolved, unreconstructed male self love.  Hear ! Hear!

Daniel Craig

The actor will be halfway through filming the oddly named new James Bond film The Quantum Of Solace when he reaches the landmark birthday on 2 March.

‘I was a pain in the arse at 30. [ Insert ‘Lucky old arse’ joke here] I didn’t know what I wanted to do. I couldn’t commit. Not much has changed,’ he says.

Well Daniel … embrace the commitment phobe within … and lean back and learn to love yourself. See the above llustration for pointers.

What better Bond can be forged by a Bond than the bond between a man and himself … and himself. If you can’t be with the one you love … love yourself … twice in the mornings if you’ve time before work.

‘My 40th is in the middle of Bond, but I’ll celebrate it as best I can because I’ve got a feeling that 49 is going to come around really quickly.’

Despite getting older, Daniel has ruled out ever going under the surgeon’s knife.

‘If it starts to drop, it starts to drop. [ Insert ‘Drop It Like Its Hot’ joke here] No one likes to get old and sag, but surgery isn’t right,’ he tells the Daily Express.

Cloning however may be an option.

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The Brazilian downtown darling cited mathematics—geometry, specifically—as the driving force behind his Fall lineup. Sadly his math grades from São Paulo High were unavailable for review at the time of publication.

Alexandre Herchcovitch wears Alexandre Herchcovitch
The Americans thought that swinging London and that Darling look were great. But it didn’t cut any ice here. There was not even a nomination. Julie Harris

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ISLAMABAD — “Every time I slip into Burberry Prorsum I chortle into my ‘stache … I can’t even contemplate leaving office when I look this good.”

“No, not yet,” Musharraf told Style.com “We have to move forward in a way that brings a more pragmatic, younger feel to my government that recaptures some of the freshness that has been missing in the past couple of seasons.”

 Do me daily Christopher Bailey‘. — Pervez Musharraf

Burberry, Milan, Musharraf, Pervez, Prorsum

Milan Fall 08

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Only Mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the Parisian sun. Holy Moly is going crazy breaking out the Hilton Humor and SPF.

A mole sent in this joke wot they made up themselves:

Q: What’s the only thing lazier than Paris Hilton?

A: Her eye.

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Popeye Hilton … She’s Popping out all over.

Q: What do you get When you cross Popeye Hilton with breakfast

A: A poptart

Q: What’s the only thing lazier than Paris Hilton?

A: Her bra strap

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