The actor will be halfway through filming the oddly named new James Bond film The Quantum Of Solace when he reaches the landmark birthday on 2 March.

‘I was a pain in the arse at 30. [ Insert 'Lucky old arse' joke here] I didn’t know what I wanted to do. I couldn’t commit. Not much has changed,’ he says.

Well Daniel … embrace the commitment phobe within … and lean back and learn to love yourself. See the above llustration for pointers.

What better Bond can be forged by a Bond than the bond between a man and himself … and himself. If you can’t be with the one you love … love yourself … twice in the mornings if you’ve time before work.

‘My 40th is in the middle of Bond, but I’ll celebrate it as best I can because I’ve got a feeling that 49 is going to come around really quickly.’

Despite getting older, Daniel has ruled out ever going under the surgeon’s knife.

‘If it starts to drop, it starts to drop. [ Insert 'Drop It Like Its Hot' joke here] No one likes to get old and sag, but surgery isn’t right,’ he tells the Daily Express.

Cloning however may be an option.

The Americans thought that swinging London and that Darling look were great. But it didn’t cut any ice here. There was not even a nomination. Julie Harris

“No, not yet,” Musharraf told Style.com “We have to move forward in a way that brings a more pragmatic, younger feel to my government that recaptures some of the freshness that has been missing in the past couple of seasons.”

 ‘Do me daily Christopher Bailey‘. — Pervez Musharraf

Milan Fall 08

A mole sent in this joke wot they made up themselves:

Q: What’s the only thing lazier than Paris Hilton?

A: Her eye.

Popeye Hilton … She’s Popping out all over.

Q: What do you get When you cross Popeye Hilton with breakfast

A: A poptart

Q: What’s the only thing lazier than Paris Hilton?

A: Her bra strap

Still it keeps him safe for lowest common denominator Public Consumption …

You may well wonder if it’s truly the healthy choice.

Is it because He ain’t Aiken for it

or is He just too Too Tired for Claymation…

Over One Billion NEVER served … 

although there was a Marine who said differently.

The latest in Asexuality we have from ABC News itself:

In a recent interview with New York magazine, Aiken said that he has never had a romantic relationship and has no interest in finding one, either.

“I have got too much on my plate,” Aiken told the magazine. “I’d father focus on one thing and do that when I can devote time to it, and right now, I just don’t have any desire.”

And when asked whether he ever has sexual “urges” or “needs,” Aiken responded, “I mean, not really. I’ve just kind of shut it off, maybe. Is that bad?”

Whether Aiken was hinting that he is asexual, or if he’s just too busy or too exhausted to engage in a sexual relationship, is an important distinction when considering asexuality, sex experts told ABCNEWS.com.

This sidebar photo seems to indicate that Ginger Mingerism may be a genetic marker for Asexuality … making Lindsay Lohan a mass of overcompensation and Hermione Granger misguided in her affections … but getting off easy, as Rupert Grimes did not Grow up pretty.

Angelina Jolie is pregnant again – and she is expecting lover Brad Pitt’s twins, Star has confirmed. Angie only discovered that she is eating for three over

the past week, a source very close to the Lara Croft star reveals. The two extra kids will bring the Jolie-Pitt family up to six children, all aged under seven.

… and Magritte aside … that is most definitely a pipe … ceci n’est pas un pipe .. I don’t think so …you best better believe Ceci est bien une pipe!

I’ll Let Dionne Explain the rest …

You doin ho activities
With ho tendencies
Hos are your friends, hoes are your enemies

Ronaldo is without doubt outstanding in his field. Now he’s out standing in it with a couple of hoes.

Perez Hilton sums up the current events angle:

He sure loves the hookers!

Cristiano Ronaldo, arguably the most famous soccer player in the world after David Beckham, needs to clean his act up. Or he’s gonna start losing endorsement deals!

The Manchester United star paid a recent visit to Rome. During his stay there, it’s being reported, he hooked up with two hookers.

Can you go to Hookers Anonymous? [would that be HoAaa, like the Marines yell, Or HookA like the ghetto spelling of ye olde's worldest profession -Ed]

How you Gonna Keep them down on the farm …. after they’ve seen … how easy it is to order Room Service.

In an inspired bit of Titling Mollygood reported that Kate Winslet will be replacing the pregnant Kidman in her current movie ‘The Reader’ with this admirable bit of snark jumping:

• Kate Winslet does what Nicole Kidman won’t. So now it’s this and aging gracefully.

Touché Mamsell Mollycat!