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Asexually Aiken: It Hurts so Good, Clay

Posted in Celebrity, Illustration, Satire on January 30, 2008 | Leave a Comment »

Poor Clay Aiken … not only is he the least attractive, most conflicted Martin Short clone to ride the the Idol Train… he’s not getting any
Still it keeps him safe for lowest common denominator Public Consumption …
You may well wonder if it’s truly the healthy choice.
Is it because He ain’t Aiken for it
or is He [...]

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Brangelina 6.0: The Legendary Tale of Legendary Tail …

Posted in Celebrity, Illustration, Satire on January 27, 2008 | 2 Comments »

Episodes 5 & 6 Dropping this Fall: Star Magazine (aka The Bible of all that is Holy and True that rises like its own Eponymous self in the East to guide all true seekers) reports that the fertile perfection that is Brangelina are taking it to the mat again. Double Time. Twin Style. [...]

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Amy Winehouse: A pipe is a pipe is a pipe …

Posted in Celebrity, Illustration, Satire, tagged Amy Winehouse, Ceci n’est pas une pipe, Crack, Dionne Warwick, Magritte, Pipe, This House is Not a Home on January 22, 2008 | 1 Comment »

… Is a crackpipe

Amy Amy Amy …. This ‘house is Not a Home. This House is Mess.
… and Magritte aside … that is most definitely a pipe … ceci n’est pas un pipe .. I don’t think so …you best better believe Ceci est bien une pipe!
I’ll Let Dionne Explain the rest …
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Tom Cruise’s Beverage of Choice

Posted in Celebrity, Illustration, Satire on January 21, 2008 | Leave a Comment »

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Cristiano Ronaldo and a couple of hos

Posted in Celebrity, Illustration, Satire on January 13, 2008 | Leave a Comment »

Perhaps Ludacris put it best when he said:
You doin ho activities
With ho tendencies
Hos are your friends, hoes are your enemies

Ronaldo is without doubt outstanding in his field. Now he’s out standing in it with a couple of hoes.
Perez Hilton sums up the current events angle:
He sure loves the hookers!
Cristiano Ronaldo, arguably the most famous [...]

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Nicole Kidman: Life on the Needle

Posted in Celebrity, Illustration, Satire, tagged Closeup, Nicole Kidman, Photoshop on January 13, 2008 | 5 Comments »

No Mo’ Bo’ … She’s High.V.F. on Life.
Talk about a Stitch in time Saving Nine … months

In an inspired bit of Titling Mollygood reported that Kate Winslet will be replacing the pregnant Kidman in her current movie ‘The Reader’ with this admirable bit of snark jumping:

• Kate Winslet does what Nicole Kidman won’t. So [...]

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